“a freaky sci-fi movie in which Livingston drains Kirkland of life by pressing their foreheads together.”

It’s also a quick way to weed out people who get hung up on irrelevant crap.

I use comic sans. Easy to read. Never got the internet boner for a font.

Yeah, paying off debts is great, preaching it comes from a place of pure privilege.

That’s a lovely idea, except a very large chunk of the population cannot even come up with $1000 in an emergency, much less pay off debts.

The judge comic really got my goat this morning. He’s on his way to screwing up a branch of government probably until my son has kids.

Don’t bet on that.

I’m getting to be an old, and I remember 2004, which was when the economy was starting to show signs of trouble, but we just kept chugging merrily on, buying houses with mortgages that were insane, borrowing to buy Hummers, and signing up for piles of student loan debt, possibly from your local ITT technical college,…

She has to EARN my vote!

In the next few years, we’re either going to have an economic recession (like we do roughly once every ten years), or Trump (‘s advisors) will decide that the best way to forego/delay/avoid a recession is wartime spending (see: 2001), and we’ll get an actual war started.

Considering the POTUS tweeted a misleading video yesterday to disparage Muslims and push a xenophobic agenda, the fact that I didn’t say “shoot almost 600 people in which 59 died” is a hill for you to die on. Seriously, there’s a white guy with a gun on Pedantic Hill over here who doesn’t appreciate your elitist book…

That might serve as some sort of defense if he was just your crazy racist uncle down the street and not, oh, say, the President of the United States.

Oh FFS, I give information behind the videos and of course someone has a problem with it. Providing the background to these videos is hardly pointless and is absolutely germane to this conversation. Gizmodo dedicated a whole story to the kid getting pushed off of the roof.

There’s a reason Fallon inherited Leno’s chair and Colbert got Letterman’s.

Jimmy Fallon isn’t funny. He never was. Why they gave him a late-night comedy show is beyond me. And now they’re wondering why his ratings are falling? This is what happens when you try to please everyone and offend nobody. Colbert doesn’t care if he offends people with some of his jokes. Kimmel doesn’t care either.…

Could a journalist who is about to like, retire or quit or something just get real and be like, “So you are just not going to answer my very specific question?” And “This is a racist, anti-Muslim hate group. Do you, as a fellow human being, truly believe that in any universe the President of the United States should…

HamNo is this site’s David Brooks.

Who wouldn’t pay to train like Sisyphus, buffest of the Greek douchebags.

PS - masterful writing, as usual.