I’ve heard from reliable sources that Trump talked to NASA about launching multiple large golden chandeliers into space in stationary orbit over the United States.

Maybe somebody could build a Pete Seeger robot and then we could have a real strike. Nothing says strike more effectively than a banjo.

Also, The Usual Suspects is overrated.

Is this Paradise? Avec sur la table, fondue delectable!

Pam just is doing the best she can with what she was

My cousin Eugene has Cerebral Palsy and I affectionately call him ‘Spazz’ as a nickname. He likes it. I frequently take him out when the weather is nice and buy him an ice cream cone, and we laugh and laugh together.

It’s a youthful indiscretion. A momentary lapse. An unfortunate impulse. The young man needs a stern talking-to but we need to give him the opportunity to rehabilitate and redeem himself by playing the football (for money), and taking college courses in astrophysics, ethics, philosophy, and disguise.

Russbot or moron? Hmmm.

The current AV Club is a third-rate AV Club.

I hate to pile on as Al Franken has always been someone I genuinely admired, but I was shocked recently to hear that he helped Woody Allen molest Dylan Farrow on multiple occasions. I guess comedians stick (and get sticky) together. I just can’t ...

North Korea has nukes. Syria has no nukes. Nuff said.

Well hello Mr. Smoove.

So that was mildly amusing but quite frankly I am disappoint. Read the headline and expected a basket with less hands and more butt.

I have some difficulty keeping up with modern idioms, but isn’t fouled him “all the way up the court.” a reference to locker room sex between basketball players?

Them suits be fitting ill. Do they go to Trump’s tailor? The bow tie is stupid, especially with the beard.

Seems really irresponsible for you not to explain in plain English what you are actually trying to say there.

Oooohhh! It has a VALUATION! Do Uber be making a profit yet? Will it ever?

I can walk down the street and buy a slice of pizza with bitcoin.

Muthafucka walked up on him! Case closed, na’m sayin’?