Mostly looks like a dipshit.

She looks fine. Especially for 50 years old. Stop being a bunch of bitchy middle school girls because you hate The Donald. She’s no fucking genius and her only skill is to stalk around in high heels without falling down, but I’ll take her over grinning Stepford Bush, Barbara (Satan) Bush, Reagan’s Mommy, or that sad…

Dropping consonants? Dressing stupid in stereotypical stupid clothing?

If the government didn’t make certain things illegal 100 times more people would die of heroin overdoses

5 minutes later the rival manager’s wife called and said she was OK with the deal as well, with one stipulation. No anal — Turks can get carried away with the butt stuff.

Could use some Amish woodwork and a USB charging port.

Could use some Amish woodwork and a USB charging port.

Holy Christ you are a fucking idiot. Her outfit is not particularly offensive.

Any video of Trump’s swing in slow motion? That’d be a sight to see for sure.

Thank you for focusing on this very big nose issue. I can’t think of anything more that progressives could be fighting for right now than resisting the anti-big nose standards of Hollywood. I mean, it’s high time that VBN (Very Big Nose) achieved its rightful recognition as a desirable standard of beauty, along with…

Do the Mexican Lady make $200 an hour? Do the Mexican Lady teach classrooms full of students, prepare college level course material, grade tests and papers? Do she? Henghhh?!

Obvious troll is an asshole. Fuck off you useless derplord.

So is this a discussion post? Let’s discuss why AV Club sucks now. I admit I only visited the old AV Club occasionally over the years whenever I needed some useful perspective on a show I had watched. Sometimes the comments where interesting or amusing. The old AV Club wasn’t some comfy place to hang out with a whole…

Art Director Justin is probably a nice guy. Too bad he looks like an asshole with that stupid beard. Also put some socks on with those sneakers. You are running, your feet sweat and stink, and the sneakers will stink as well. Socks serve multiple useful purposes, you stinky foot pinhead. Style may be subjective but…

Wow baseball is popular wherever that game was played. The stands were really packed with what, 300 or 400 people?

It’s always about the BLACK!

So how long have you been an asshole?

The stupid deserve to have their lives spoiled. Welcome to your ‘good place’ Captain Forko.

Haha. You AV Club refugees are so confused. This post was mildly amusing but this is not the fucking Onion, it’s Gizmodo Media. The mission here is to stick as many ads in the interstices as possible and clutter the blogs with Commerce Deal posts (for that sweet commission rakeoff).

Somebody who knows Trump’s cellphone number should give him a call. Canada, Mexico, India, China? I thought he had brought car production back to the US for all the jobs. Whatever happened to MACA?

This really wasn’t too bad. Look for things to get seriously hinky when Basic meets long-standing rival Generic High 3 weeks from now.