You gotta use the whole can once you start spraying. The stuff goes bad real fast so it’s not like you can save the remainder for next time.

So this is what Letterman is doing in his retirement.

“Put the Panix back in Hispanix” might have been a better, more ‘au courant’ usage.

Sure you can trim the number of open tabs and the number of browser windows. That’s the computer telling you how you must use it.

Sure, maybe he never “met” her. But did he ever “meat” her.

What’s the problem? Autonomous trucks don’t get impatient. If you are behind them you are fucked, but you are not important in the wonderful autonomous world.

Guided by the GPS and by it’s AI:

Quite a few words. Weighty words. Quite a sum of weighty words. Sum words weightier than others. Nice collection of words. Must be great to make a buck or two stacking words.

I’m hooked on those magnetic hooks. They hold a strange attraction for me, I don’t know why.

I’m hooked on those magnetic hooks. They hold a strange attraction for me, I don’t know why.

(Why am I still in the grays over here?)

Wooooah! Best watch that shit man. The Root is just a couple of desks down and it’s watching, and it’s always cranky.

Is her self esteem better now? It will take a long time for her to heal from this but she seems fierce and pudgy and she should be OK eventually.

Gaylord grandmaster goes camping in Sag Harbor and it’s all on the TV. Truly our civilization has reached its apex.

It’s important to have a diversity of opinion to spark a healthy dialogue. As long as those opinions are the right opinions and the dialogue doesn’t veer too far from the approved mainline.

Go with common sense every time. When I want a definitive study of the dynamic stresses in complex high speed machinery using finite element analysis I always ask good old Gus down at the service station. He knows about tools and machinery and stuff. He never graduated from high school but he sure has a lot of common…

The Vanity Fair article is an interesting read. I don’t know Sarah Ellison’s work but an awful lot of the article seems to be repeated disdainful references that Ivanka and Jared aren’t trying to fit in to the Washington power structure, that they are insufficiently respectful of traditional Washington ways. As much…

media and communication major

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

That is certainly a badass headphone stand but still somewhat pricey, I recommend:

That is certainly a badass headphone stand but still somewhat pricey, I recommend:

There are a number of recent cases in other countries where armed cops subdued and disarmed mentally disturbed individuals waving machetes and knives without ever drawing their guns or shooting at the person. So it is possible to deal with that kind of situation without a hail of bullets. All too often US cops have…