That NYT column was a real dinger.

This is the winner of the Most Unnecessary Article Ever Written prize. What’s next, “How to make toast?”

There is no correct spelling for buku. It is a made up word, hence any spelling one makes up is also correct. I have a PhD in Linguology from Czárdás University in Budapest, and I know what I’m talking about.

It’s after midnight, can you turn down the music please? And don’t steal my bike.

I propose we rename Columbus Day to Stupid Label Day to honor the morons who contort themselves into self-righteous pretzels chasing the latest cultural buzzyword.

This doesn’t make a whole lot of sense

state that her campaign steadfastly ignored during the race

All Jon can do is brood, pose while brooding, fuck, and fuck things up. I bet even his O-face is broody. He’s the Trump of Westeros, failing upward but never quite maxing out his failures. I look forward to Season 8, the final episode where Jon will do something so monumentally stupid all combatants will just…

Who let the grays out? Is there no end to this laxness? What chaos is this? Are the end times near? Does anyone have answers? Where are my pants?

“She’ma let him finish” and then she fucked Kanye. Which is good because Kanye is kind of an asshole now. Even some Blapipo think Kanye is an asshole.

Crazy idea here, how about we douse you in flammable liquid, light you on fire, laugh as you roll around on the ground turning into a charred hunk of meat, and piss on your face while you scream.

Jezebel is a nurturing environment for a multiplicity of divergent viewpoints and a site for healthy, open, and honest debate of those viewpoints.

US Navy ships are colliding with vessels that are real close to them, they are not making a wrong exit or missing a turn. A navy destroyer is not a Tesla.

And fellow sufferer from logorrhea.

Science fiction and fantasy circles maybe. Literary circles, no way. Not then, not now. Martin is a competent writer and mostly good story teller. His prose is hardly sparkling.

Starred for ‘Hair Twitler’.

Killing civilians is a bad thing and the US (and its reluctant allies) do a lot of that. Afghanistan was a violent hell hole before the US barged in and ended up owning this mess. What was the annual civilian death rate due to banditry, Taliban executions, militia conflicts, general islamic fuckery, local strongman…

Where’s Wittgenstein and his poker when you need him?

Also popular are honorary African American certificates to Wypipo. Confers a ‘License to say *igger’.

It’s insecurity.