They should just hire me. I’ll listen to Lebron and do nothing but waste time on Deadspin all day instead of trying to do my own thing.

As a Clevelander, I can say all of us have accidentally snap chatted our own dick to the free world. You really owned us there Draymond

The better question: Are the Warriors actual goats?

My browser won’t currently let me post GIFs for some reason, but CLEARLY I was attempting to post Drew’s Chopped GIF.

And that’s why FIFA should ban the Iraqi National Team.

There aren’t as many good public servants as there should be, but when you find one, you treasure them.

This is awful all around. Generally, I would be a little weary of them being kicked off the team before the case is adjudicated (suspended indefinitely, pending the investigation/court proceedings would work). Then again, playing college football isn’t a right, and their presence on the team would look bad, even if…

Yeah, because part of the recruiting process is asking “are you, or will you ever be, a rapist?”

What?

God damn. What a horror for that young woman. As a Spartan (more importantly and as a human), I’m glad that (almost everyone in the) university took the right steps. Good riddance to these guys

Jesus Christ... I need a stiff drink after reading that. Just... Jesus Christ.

How about they invoke the Infield Guy rule, friend?

Since Ley wasn’t doing laundry, he wasn’t shouting, “Out, damned spot! Out, I say!—One, two. Why, then, ’tis time to do ’t. Hell is murky!” 

Correct view: people do this all the time.

I can’t believe we have to re-litigate this, but the 13th Amendment outlawed owning ANYBODY.

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

This guy is only famous for filling a stocking with mustard and bankrupting Delaware.

If you rearrange the letters and leave out a lot of them and add an extra W, it says “I played for Washington in game two.”

• “Can we smoke in here?”

CNBC could broadcast full blown porn and the FCC would never hear a thing.