I live in Boston. Boston sports fans are the fucking worst.

I think anyone attending a draft party has already lost.

*You’re

Hey,I’ll take that significant piece of Sox memorabilia off your hands for a fair price.

Shut up and stop trying to have sex with me.

Bold move to dribble out the game down 3, let’s see if it pays off for him.

I’m just going to take this opportunity to say how much I love those dorky-ass Charles-Samuel-Spike commercials during the NCAAs.

I love this:

I fucking hate everyone involved here.

Oh dear. :(

I thought Al Kaline water was mostly bourbon.

“These people have awful names.”

Whatever it means, I’m pretty sure I - a white guy - should never use it.

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

Wait, Mike Ilitch was a black teen gunned down needlessly by a white cop?

Which makes UM fans the biggest fucking hypocrites in the entire sports world...........BECAUSE THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM WANTED HIM BENCHED IN FAVOR OF DREW HENSON!

12-year-old me: “Don Cherry is the coolest! Fights and blood! Kick ass!”

Tom Brady shouldn’t sit on his opinions. Stay in his lane? No longer an option. If he still supports DT, he needs to lay down or play dead; no matter how fetch he looks in those Uggs, people won’t stand on their hind legs for it long term.

His mistake was not aiming for the bushes.