“Man the 4th of July is really amazing. Sure it’s a bit of hokey, flag humping nationalism, but you really appreciate all the amazing things we enjoy as a country. (Reads Burneko’s dash post) Freedom of press was a mistake.” 

There should be a short dash and a long dash

pretty sure i bought it at pier 1 for like $1 while my wife looked at knickknacks then proceeded to scratch myself with it in public til she left out of shame

Happy Birthday Mr. United States.

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

I can’t wait to read your excuses for not hiring Colin Kaepernick.

R-MAN AND THE COOZ, EVERY MONDAY AT 3 ON 97.1 THE TICKETTTTT

FUCKING SPOILERS DUDE. YOU MIGHT AS WELL TELL EVERYONE LUKE DRINKS ALIEN TITTY MILK WHILE YOU’RE AT IT!

I dunno, seems pretty rude of her to step on Lennay Kekua while she’s down.

God, I haven’t seen such an obvious excuse to go out of one’s way to casual note one’s Ivy League heritage since I was at Yale.

Wrong the ideal situtation is that England ends up with Poland, Iran and Panama. Then spends the next 6 months bragging about what a cakewalk the draw is, and gets mathematically eliminated after match day 2.

my family read your comment and they are offended

Crazy Bread, yo!!

When you die, I want to come to your funeral and eat your casket.

Fuck yes. I lived in Michigan for 4 years and the Jet’s deep dish is insanely good. The chewiness, the crispy edges, fuuuuuuck. I might move back to MI just for Jet’s

When I die, I want to be buried in a casket made out of Jet’s 8 corner pizzas.

One of the funniest things I ever saw....

fuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuu