Some people are so immune to reality that they’re voting against recreational weed legalization today!

I stocked up on popcorn and cookies yesterday =)

(also, I am sorry for being unnecessarily rude to you)

I haven’t gotten high during the workday since college, but I’m breaking my rule today. Thanks for the inspiration, martha and snoop

Fair. I was wrong. I’m terrified and not acting with sense. I’m just sick of all of this. I know what matters to me and I know that I’m sick of seeing people like Alex Pareene act like they know better than everyone. You aren’t part of his ilk, and I was wrong to think you were.

I didn’t read your whole post, that was wrong. Now that I have, I still don’t agree with you.

Shut up. No one cares. I didn’t read past “just as much” - ordinarily I try to be compassionate, but not today, Satan. Fucking stop it with the false equivalencies. Stop. I’m allowed to find things shameful. Stop trying to use your smug sense of supremacy to silence people who have something to lose.

As I’ve said in the Deadspin/Concourse comments several times at this point: if you truly have nothing to lose in this election, congratulations on your extreme privilege. The rest of us will vote based on what’s at stake for us. (that’s targeted toward the bs in that post, not you, to clarify)

I just scanned for the words “Hillary Clinton” and moved on. I do. Not. Fucking. Care. About. Your. Hand. Wringing.

I love you guys. For this and for all the hilarious, thought-provoking hard work you do. Genuinely happy this corner of the internet exists.

Gaga’s look is OTT, but it’s so glam. I like that it references the suffrage movement, and OTT is kind of her lane.

She is so deeply hatable.

Perhaps wringing your hands at the past is somehow comforting for you, but I prefer to look ahead. I didn’t vote for Clinton in the primary, as I said; I didn’t vote for anyone because yes, the choices at the time were not exciting to me. I just don’t understand what you’re trying to accomplish here by acting like…

Once again, if you have absolutely nothing to lose in this election to the point where you can truly believe these two candidates are equal, congratulations on your extreme privilege. The rest of us will be over here in the real world making choices based on what’s at stake for us.

Warren doesn’t want to run. Stop it with that.

OOh you don’t like anyone. How edge.

OMG I FUCKING HATE THAT ABOUT NEW SEASONS

That Trader Joe’s obviously has different standards than the one in my old neighborhood, at which the Worst Grocery Checkout Guy ever worked for years. When I was in college and forgot my ID while my roommate was buying wine, he somehow managed to turn “well, you don’t look old enough for me to not ID you” into “you…

Their fear of guns is why they have guns. Conservative paranoia is a weird ouroboros of fear mixed with their natural knee-jerk “but if someone else gets to have something I don’t, that’s not FAIR” reaction.

Truth. Unlike those hardworking trolls, commenting on the internet is one of the least important things I do in a day. I can deal with commenting into the ether.