To be fair (not really fair), I don’t think they have anything GOING ON besides swimming. Like what would these two pancake-eating robots talk about besides swimming? Banging chicks? Cars?

IDK, that seems like a dramatic little temper tantrum to me. I’ve seen ragier, and I’ve seen pinnaclier. His little “it was already destroyed!” whining in a bro drawl kind of undercuts the moderately impressive physical display, too.

Divorces can take a long time though, right? Especially if there’s no prenup and the parents don’t agree on custody. I have a family member who’s been separated for a year and a half and their final custody hearing isn’t set until December. Granted one member of the couple is trying to draw it out, but the court…

I hope your friend is doing better now <3

illuminati conspiracy. You’ve cracked the KimVinci Code

she’s also not rail thin. that’s a list of things she isn’t.

“While I can’t totally dismiss a fake robbery claim”

Your last sentence is really the long and short of what needs to be said about this situation. You don’t have to support or even approve of a person to have empathy for them. Empathy should be a default position.

That’s a good point. I guess I’m assuming that the people who have already decided she’s subhuman garbage who deserves every bad thing will just see this as a) proof that she’s a whore and b) evidence that she’s just lying about the whole thing for attention.

I’m not sure this level of detail is necessary? I feel like I’ve gone down some kind of rabbit hole here. Especially because Bobby’s approach (which I greatly admire in most situations) is normally so sardonic, I guess?

I’d love to see how the fuck this spoiled little prep school brat would “handle it.” LOVE TO.

“handle it” is fucking disgusting language to use when referring to mental illness of any sort, and if you can’t see why, you’re luckier than you apparently realize.

A two year old can work a room successfully. That doesn’t mean he’s intelligent or talented. It’s his money, his name that gives him his power to bowl people over. It’s privilege, not him.

I don’t quite agree that underestimating intelligence is the reason he’s doing so well - I think it’s a dismissal of the power of stupidity. The idea that stupid people are too useless to have power. That’s both demonstrably untrue and dangerous to think. Getting media attention in today’s climate is almost literally…

Wow you sound so enlightened. Please tell me more about how I just don’t understand the way people are. Please tell me how Trump is like, really just a misunderstood dude who’s not as bad as all these clueless people able to form definite opinions make him out to be.

Or as if every single human face is perfectly composed at every second. This is a still photo of a person walking into a room. It’s a split second of action.

I think, as shown in the Weekend Update kids’ statements, we’re seeing the rise of a generation of people who need badly to be special, who need to feel that their thoughts are unique and edgy and different. Because being different and edgy is what makes you smart. Supposedly.

Yeah I bet a lot of the same people thinking it’s so hilarious to be callous about this story are the ones who will talk about “karma” and complain about other people being too mean and shit. Like yo guess what if you want to consider yourself a compassionate person or whatever you can’t also be fucking boorish and…

This is like what the fifteenth time Michael Che and Colin Jost have something totally “edgy” and “unexpected” to say about an issue? Che being all like “whatever women aren’t really that important” and them both being like “whatever, those people weren’t actually being that mean to Leslie Jones” and shit like that.

I can’t say my affection goes anywhere near that deep but it’s much closer to that than I would have thought it could be back in 2008.