(As an ethnically ambiguous person, my favorite reply to this question is, “Why do you ask?” and then just let t h e  s  i  l  e  n  c  e   d   r   a   w    o    u   t     .     .     .) 

Bet the “other employee” was the manager.

Hate to break it to you but, uh, little sis ain’t a vegetarian if she’s eating meat of any kind.

Your sister isn't a vegetarian.

sooo not a vegetarian then

The scary, end of the world scenario headline is exactly why I clicked the article. Then realized four paragraphs in that it wasn’t that dangerous. And then, reading the comments, important details about the sinking were wrong.

But hey, the clickbait was effective.

Your sister is NOT a vegitarian.can we just stop this? Call her a pescatarian. 

As a US Navy Nuke I’d just like to clarify what’s happening so people can better understand. It’s not that radiation is leaking, it’s that radioactive particles are leaking. Water with fission products is referred to as contamination, because it contains the radioactive particles that give off radiation. So more…

So MANY restaurants list {description] salad; add chicken for $X, Shrimp for $Y, etc. Eat at those types of places if you want tierd pricing.

This news comes just over a week after another Russian sub experienced a similar calamity.

I work at an airport and I see A LOT of female passengers who were revealing clothing, especially in the summer. Bare midriff tops and booty shorts seem to predominate, and I have to make it a point not to look to long.

What, you guys don’t remember the famous London Bombing Campaign of 1782? It was a response to the Bowling Green Massacre.

The “other approach” is sending someone out to pick up the sandwiches.

Any nonprofit that’s providing meals like that is wasting money. If providing lunch is part of their core services they should shopping in bulk or have a contract for unprepared food delivery and be making the food themselves.

She said these orders are classified as tax exempt (i.e. not subject to sales tax).

The question wasn’t stupid at all. Management’s policy, on the other hand, is “you can see out your navel ‘cause your head is so far up your ass” stupid.

No argument, as you are correct. :p I wrote it that way first for some reason, but I was so surprised about the fact that it did “open-open-close-close” instead of “open-close-open-close” that I just left it.

“What the fuck is ‘plantain fritter’?”

“What the fuck is “plantain fritter?””

Licorice only has one flavour, licorice flavour, which, to be fair, is usually actually anise.