Did did you just say genocide isn’t illegal? Seek help.

He did say “please” first. Threatening death is just the next step from being polite.

ICE is only interested in dark skinned immigrants.

I know for a fact that you are wrong.

Me! Me! I got a story!

Cook another waffle in it. It will soak up the meat fat and leave you with a waffle whispering “encased meats.”

So, you intentionally spend time out on our public roads trying to make things more dangerous for everybody else? 

Why would you want to do this?  Why does it please you to make someone else’s day more difficult?

You get all the stars today you magnificent bastard!🍻

Ah, that’s disappointing. I’ll pass for now.

Ah, that’s disappointing. I’ll pass for now.

Be warned: Vudu’s version of The Host is dubbed English and the English voice acting is awful. There are no audio options on Vudu. I found it unwatchable and got a refund and watched it for free on PlutoTV. Barking Dogs Never Bite and Mother are in Korean with English subs. 

Be warned: Vudu’s version of The Host is dubbed English and the English voice acting is awful. There are no audio…

I'm not personally gay, but damn those are some awesome outfits I've seen him wearing.

The cover up is always worse than the crime.

“How is it any different than an earring or piece of jewelry?”

How are you this dumb? 

You can’t usually tell if they’re listening to someone/something, that’s kinda the point. If someone is trying to talk to me and they have a headphone (even just one) in their ear(s) then I’m going to assume they don’t really care about me or what I’m saying, especially if I’m someone in the service industry like a…

When I saw the headline I was hoping this was your pick.

Yeah, I was yanking your chain. I saw your mustache. I have one of my own. It is getting into the evil giggle/butch wax twisting stage too.

Haha, buddy - I dont believe any of this. I'm a comedian. Constantly lying/joking. I also HAVE a mustache. I can send you a pic.

nah its because companies started bullshitting and making the serving sizes smaller to show less calories and fat on the label.  

I’ve started to buy Red Baron a lot more over the last year. The flaky classic crust is really good. Who knew German fighter pilots were so good at making pizza?