Hon Hon Hon, le stupid americans 

Appellate judges? Even Judge Milan (People’s Court, my favorite)  and Judge Judy don’t let litigants get away with that. He knows better but his sense of entitlement didn’t care. He’s still trying to make the cool guys laugh. 

So I get that it’s pop as in soda, but I thought it was pop as in popsicle, and I was very excited for a moment.

It never ceases to amaze me that they think that not getting on the Supreme Court is going to “ruin a life.” By that silly metric, they were perfectly happy ruining Merrick Garland’s life for the crime of getting nominated by a Black president.

The thing is as a teenager I was drunk at a lot of parties and yet a friend and I never held down a girl and covered her mouth to keep her from screaming. Strange...

Immersion blender, you’re still going to have to strain it, and you run the risk of either breaking the needle or having metal shards in your food.

Cut in half? How about dice, or puree in a food mill, or cook and strain?

I think my glucose levels just went up a couple of points reading and thinking about this article.  I fear I might like this dish a little too much to ever try it.

“Want a better neighborhood? Move. You don’t have to choose to live in those zip codes,” Scogin wrote,

They are trying to taint the jury pool. The anonymous source needs to be outed and charged with obstructing.  Her ass was either high or very very drunk. But notice how they didn’t get her B.A.C. immediatly.  Yep they are trying to cover for her.  

Someone upthread already said it:   He’d be on trial for murdering a police officer.

If that’s the best she could cook up, don’t eat that shit, it’s bad

Eh. Totally should have been Burger King fries semi-covered in his hand.

No, “Stand your Ground” laws apply only to White people with poor impulse control and conflict resolution skills.

https://www.kqed.org/science/8503/how-do-these-boats-sail-faster-than-the-wind

You know, all you have to do is open a new tab and google for 10 seconds before looking like a doofus on a national forum. Seriously, infinite information available to you if you just go type  “sailboat faster than wind” which takes all of no time at all.

This is really counterintuitive, and it took my brain a while to sort of understand it, but did you know that with conventional sails, the fastest direction to travel is actually not parallel to the wind, but at an angle? Apparently, certain types of sail-powered craft are actually able to travel faster than the wind…

I hope a rival chicken chain offers the kid $12,000 to change his name to Popeye.

Well there is the shotgun and the pistol for starters.

Corned Beef is fucking phenomenal in the IP.