Also the state that is dead center of the lower 48 doesn’t like shellfish?! Tell me it isn’t true! /s

I knew there was a reason I didn’t trust people from Idaho.  

Hey Kellyanne:

Came here to say this. Gave you a star instead. :)

Not great, not Terrible...

I heard the Russians said it was only 3.6 Rontgen. Not great, not terrible. Like getting a chest X-ray.

Show me that law. I work for a government agency. We don’t really order in but when we do there is for sure a tip.

Also, sandwiches are best served cold....so....

“Almost” the oldest person....

A warm ALOHA to you my friend! Please remember there will be no E-A-T-I-N-G in my class. Food is to be consumed on your time.

if you want to sterilize yourself.

The most succinct description of the 4th of July EVER!

Ikea: Just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen

You are the hero this thread needs!

They are both good but this one is better.  :)

Electric Lamp
Gas Lamp
Candle Lamp

I propose that Boeing call it the “Never Crashes Safety Plane of Science (v.1)”

I refuse to play Monopoly if I can’t cheat. This version is a horrible idea.

I love that name BECAUSE of how stupid and lazy it is. Remember this is the internet after all.  The community that gave us rickrolling.

perhaps you should...  /s