Got roped into coaching T-Ball this year for my son’s team (4-7 year olds).

I coached t-ball this year. We did not use umpires. This was a game for us:

I also don’t get the “Don’t wear white after Labor Day”. It is always simultaneously before AND after Labor Day...  

I also don’t get the “Don’t wear white after Labor Day”. It is always simultaneously before AND after Labor Day...  

Just to be clear... summer is ALWAYS literally days away.  Summer is also literally seconds, weeks, minutes, and months away.  All of these are just measurements of time.  

Just to be clear... summer is ALWAYS literally days away.  Summer is also literally seconds, weeks, minutes, and…

Also a huge portion of my job as a firefighter. You would not believe what some people call 911 for!

#athiestgoals!

What more?  How about tacos?! they also contain the major food groups and go nicely with beer.  #TeamPizza&Tacos

Starred you for the truth not the content....

This is the only answer and everyone should know it.  

I would like to see more S’Mores related articles please.  :)

If this was Reddit I would give you gold for this comment!

Houston does strangely enough...

So you are saying that you kids are smarter and have more compassion than the Facilities Management of an MLB team?  Yeah Sounds about right...

Hey K, J, how about some GD Trigger discipline!

I was saying TROO-ump....

This was the only possible response to the nickles post above.  You my friend are wonderful!

Jerry?

Failing Seltzer company you say?

I am type 1. I have fully accepted that this is likely how I will die.  I have been in DKA a few times and it is NOT pleasant.  I just hope that I go into my coma before the end of the second day...