I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

My prediction:

Buddy, I can call Ty Cobb anything I want cause that dead mother fucker isn’t gonna do a god damn thing to stop me. He wouldn’t drive on roads paved by the Chinese. He hit Guatemalans with tire irons for fun. He tucked his weiner back at least twice a day because it made him feel alive.

Gooden was pulled over just after 1 a.m. on June 7 for driving too slowly on the highway

God damn that’s brutal but spot the fuck on.

Why do I feel like his State Farm agent really is Chris Paul’s closest friend?

...my Playboy model gf...

“Today the US Attorney brings charges against Michael Avana.... Avanti... Avennnot gonna practice law anymore, anyway.”

And the name of the kid in the black beanie on the right who was passed over and ignored.... Adolf Hitler. Congratulations, everyone. You just created a monster.

My wife of 16 years and mother to our three boys is an only child. I’m going to go call her a fraud and a bad leader and report back my findings.

Fucking great. This will legitimize the MAGA lies that Chicago is full of black men who can’t stop shooting.

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

Hey now. Dribbling ain’t all bad. Look at what this cool cat did with some fancy dribbling:

It has been noted in the past that LeBron gets surprisingly passive in key moments at times. This is just another example, I think. He panics in big moments sometimes.

Dribbledribbledribble.

LeBron has no one to blame except himself. He’s a terrible coach and GM.