He gets day of rest. Then a whole summer.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

I hope it turns into a short sentence.

After the fight, did they put their cowboy hats back on and ride off on their motorcycles together?

Paul is probably the best point guard of his generation, yet he’s never even made the conference finals.

DTJ does a slightly modified Murph. It takes him about thirty five minutes to have his manservant bring a gun from his personal armory, get up, take the elevator down to the laundry, and shoot an undocumented Irish person.

Wow, look at how supreme those white people are. Truly a shining example of evolution at its peak.

These assholes keep out-assholing themselves!