Have you considered becoming a Pagan?

I thought Buddhism was the least shitty religion, until I started hearing about radical monks. So I just go by my own personal beliefs, which involve thinking nature is pretty great and one simple rule: don’t be an asshole.

So no ideology is exempt from intolerance, hatred, bigotry, xenophobia etc.

Seriously! Countless bills need to be introduced, clog the system with them. Slip them in to the back pages of military funding, a bridge to nowhere, farm subsidies to Conagra and congressional raises. Stop playing catcher and start throwing the God damned ball. Lob that fucker.

“ The bill, introduced Wednesday by female members of Congress and backed by dozens of pro-choice and human rights organizations, would mean that every woman who receives healthcare through the federal government would have coverage for abortion care.”

Yes, yes, yes, and truly YES.

Oregon’s Catholic Conference also opposed the bill, saying it would “encourage sexual activity” among young people.

WHOOOOO LOVES KEL MITCHELL!!?!?! CATASS LOVES KEL MITCHELL!

Oh, I see. So we’re against anti-vaxxers but we’re all for little Cash infecting a robotics class with a vicious case of cooties? Hypocrites.

We certainly wouldn’t want to encourage women to learn about robots and how they work now would we. No way that would ever be something that would benefit society.

...goddammit, I know that’s just a calculated political move but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t warm the rusty, empty and necrotic cockles of my useless, cold heart.

What is America coming to when a white, kevlar-protected, active service member can’t even bring a loaded AR-15 (with several additional magazines of ammunition) to a crowded mall without civilians panicking and calling the cops????

After absolutely no one bought that tactic, Whole Foods apparently realized they needed a kinder, gentler, less cartoonishly villainous approach.

I’m playing phone games under my desk. THIS TOO SHALL PASS.

wow Anna why is gawker so biased in favor of facts and science and medical research

I truly hope this is the beginning of the “I Don’t Even Give A Fuck Anymore Tour” from the Obama family because, seriously, they deserve it.

Stop shaming the crochet crowd. Everybody knows it’s a hookers life.

Like a supergroup of aging riot grrrls?

Word

how the fuck does an iphone game development company have 7 figures to throw around for advertising