I did. It’s not that I didn’t feel blessed by his Noodley appendage but Hobby Lobby pissed me off so badly that I converted. I am happily a card carrying member of the Satanic Temple. I’ve even had the social situation arise where I got to throw my membership card on the table ;)

If you haven’t gotten down with the Satanic Temple yet, I’ll host ;)

This is a thing I have always carried with me and I feel like this is the appropriate time to mention it. In the second grade, we had to write three sentences about the incredible thing we wanted to do/be when we grew up. The girl sitting next to me said she wanted to be the first woman president of the United States.…

I’m so on your level

I'm so happy to hear JTT is so happy. Tell me, does the family portrait mounted above the fire place have Jonathan Taylor Thomas With A (New) Baby Deer? And tell Sticker to hang on, I know it's hard for her to stick to anything for more than 15 minutes. Also, congratulate Snap Bracelet for me on her recent resurgence…

Maybe I'm crazy but aren't they only red when they're cooked?

I'm on your side. I read stories like this and the comment sections with a sense of horror. Who is it that these other people are dating/marrying? I work full time, my boyfriend works part time and it is wonderful. He does the lion share of the house up keep, I bring home the bacon. He gets a lot more time than I do…

Did anyone else ever get the sense that the participation trophies were more for your poor parents that paid all that money and spent all that time for your team to get stomped every single game and then have to listen to you cry on the car ride home? I mean really, it's the least that my dad deserved. He still has…

I have had no end of problems with this damn thing. I've discovered previously that I react poorly to hormonal birth control (plus 10 pounds, non-existent sex drive, mood swings, acne, heavier, vicodin requiring periods etc.) so I was super excited to get the non-hormonal paraguard. Guess what? Since I have horrific…

This is a stunningly terrible story, and your comment made me burst into laughter. Thanks?

This is amazing. My boyfriend last night was moaning about how great Jason Alexander is at singing and dancing and what a tragedy it is that all anyone remembers is Seinfeld. I am thrilled to tell him that his singing and dancing will live on forever in the hearts of McDLT lovers.

This entire statement makes me want to re-read Still Life with Woodpecker

I love your doll face. I immediately thought of Elaine too!

Geez, well that's just great. Now I can't stop watching her little bewitching headbob either.