It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

I love Chrissy Teigen so much.

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

I truly don’t remember anything about Hillary procuring rape drugs.

I also loved how Larry Wilmore did not give a single fuck about the audience. He straight up did not care about their opinion or their reactions except to laugh at them for being a tough (white) crowd.

I completely agree! I don’t know why everyone gets so hung up on his sex life. He’s a good actor (a really good one, imo), you never hear anything very terrible about him, and he’s found a cause to focus on. I personally don’t give a shit who sleeps with who how many times where - providing everyone is a consenting…

This is why I actually like Leo. I truly don’t give a shit about his sex life as long as everyone is consenting. I have met way too many monogamous “nice guys” who are actually not decent human beings to judge someone solely on their sex life.

In this case, “deeply flawed” and “highly political” pretty clearly means “anything that accurately reflects a reality I find inconvenient.”

It’s one thing for an agency to provide data upon request. It’s quite another to be listed as a ‘co-author’ on a deeply flawed and highly political report

PSA to the fucking trolls in the comments.

Anna, sometimes the lowest hanging fruit tastes the sweetest.

A better way to put it: existing language making oral and anal sex illegal might stay on the books, because nobody wants to fight about it, because it would get messy.

What a strong woman.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

I thought it was more like water and the Wicked Witch of the West.

Or like a cross to a Vampire. “The power of Pork compels you!”

One of my best friends in high school got pregnant at 15. She was terrified of her abusive dad finding out. We went to the school nurse who arranged for an abortion at a clinic walking distance from our houses. We pooled our babysitting money for a cab back to my house afterwards. No parents ever found out, but I…

An all white jury eh?

I bite my thumb in your general direction.

“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…