“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

I’m 28 and I cried six times TODAY. (Shut up, I was reading a really poignant book while working an unexpected grave shift, you guys would have cried too.)

I find it hilarious you appear to think song is a key part of rugby or soccer. Like it is some blend of sport and musical theatre.

I’m going to have to find a way to incorporate dildochugger into my everyday vocabulary.

Reddit is pretty much a gaping asshole.

“A girl can be friends with someone with a dick and not hop on it,”

In contrast, states that have done little to restrict abortion access, and have instead invested in widening access to health insurance and low-cost contraception, have seen the most significant decreases in abortion rates.

What Republicans claim 6 week old fetuses look like:

“I’ve threatened to lynch every sitting American President this decade so, please, stop trying to make this about race.”

“ Im not racist! I threaten to lynch all kinds of people! Asians, Mexicans, Jews, Muslims, non-white atheists, Catholics, Gays, Lesbians, those Transylvanias what dress like women, and sometimes regular women if they don’t appreciate me for my winnin’ personality. See?! All kinds of people!”

“I don’t even see color. I just love the song strange fruit for all the wrong reasons! I like aesthetic of racially motivated old timey murders!”

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

I think it’s a great idea because fuck your regressive sexual mores.

YES!!! Here’s hoping they replace it with 19 Guinea Pigs and Counting

Yeah, in the sense that TLC is hypocritical as fuck.

“I find it particularly ironic...that the anti-abortion community would choose to use one of the staples of murder, actual bombs, to spread their pro-life message.”

Suddenly gone are the days in which Religious Privilege seemed to exist to the benefit of a single creed. All at once, the all-too-numerous flagrant theocrats holding public office across the nation are made to sullenly realize that Religious Liberty isn’t theirs alone. Hail Satan.

This is honestly the most beautiful case of legal trolling that I have ever witnessed.

Nah, she dated Vanilla Ice. She even put him in the Sex book. She also dated Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray, and Dennis Rodman.

My dog growing up refused to eat peas. You could literally give her a bit of stew with mixed vegetables in it, she’d lick the bowl clean, then she would drop all the uneaten peas out of her mouth back into the empty bowl.