I guess you could... but ew, Soundgarden.

People give Vin Diesel a lot of shit over his acting chops, but I’ll be damned if he didn’t have me sobbing with that line. Nailed it, Vin. You spoke to my heart.

WE ARE GROOT.

But everyone knows not to leave their tootbrush out in the open in the bathroom because water droplets could go all over when one flushes the toilet, right? Plus, one closes the toilet before flushing. And bleach everything down on the regular. Or is this why I don’t have a live-in boyfriend?

“My responsibility as a human being is to love and accept everybody. Not to criticize people for who they are.”

Keep up the good work Satanic Temple. You are truly god-sent! hugs. for serious

Mr. Ba’al, as a recovering catholic and believer (in G-d) I salute you. Funny how professed Satanists are the ones acting more Christian these days. No insult intended.

I was laughing so loudly that it startled my daughter and she started to cry.

Sounds like the author of this piece is not down with the clown.

It gets worse. It gets much MUCH worse. If there is such a thing as “spiritual abuse” that's it.

Our children were created for friendship with Christ. Before anything else, this is their chief purpose in life: to be Christ’s friend.

Nope. He doesn’t have chance in hell.

You know what? I’d wear the entire outfit. And the shoes.

Can they not make these in adult sizes ‘cause I totally wanna rock a spaceship dress!

You're welcome to spread the tale of our love far and wide. You can even join us on a double date! How'd you like to meet our friend, Rider Strong Next To A Big Ass Wolf? I'd be happy to introduce you to our good buddy- Rider Strong Next To A Big Ass Wolf. He is single and ready to mingle, this guy that I am…

AHHH That eye makeup!

Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.