Oh thank god. I was getting tired of explaining to potential paramours that I have no interest in ever getting laid. This will be a time-saver.

I'm just...

I have to say, I'm not a huge fan of either show (but I do like Michaels and I've never questioned her intentions as a person.)

Nope. That would be the swan. Beautiful? Yes. But vapid, vain and vicious to a fault, a swan will sail gracefully across a whole motherfucking lake to honk and pinch the crap out of you merely for being within honking and pinching range.

"Sincerely, McKenna Peterson, The Fabulous Basketball Player."

"We sincerely apologize on behalf of McKenna Peterson's feminism. Please accept these complementary pom pom's as our way of saying we look forward to seeing you on the field. They're pink!"

I mean, I know Crist was previously a Republican and has a history of changing his position, but I would vote for a dead manatee before I voted for Rick Scott.

"That show is awkward because there's actually no reason for that character to be Indian."

I don't feel guilty either. My son stayed with my sister-in-law during the work-week for the first year of his life, so yeah, it took him a week or two to get used to daycare. All of a sudden, he was around a group of kids, not receiving one-on-one attention all day, learning to nap in a group, etc. He's really happy…

I was really hoping it would give me wings.

I'm perfectly happy with class action lawsuits for false advertising, because maybe then companies will stop putting forth this false advertising bullshit.

I always say the same thing about dropping her and picking her up at daycare. Too bad too many women are stuck without good options for both work and daycare, which really takes the whole choice factor out of the discussion.

The WHO makes recommendations with developing countries in mind, where women don't have access to formula or nutritious baby food. The point is, women shouldn't feel pressured to have to breastfeed for a year and there shouldn't be this movement of women trying to one-up each other and making women who work or don't…

I conclude that you are an awesome mom and your kid is going to turn out well-adjusted, with two happy parents. Two thumbs up!

I feel exactly the same way you do. When my daughter started daycare, I felt a little sad that a period of close connection that being a stay-at-home parent fosters was over but relieved that I could be part of the adult world on a regular basis again. My daughter loves her daycare and she is obviously enriched by her…

just thinking about it this hard probably means you will be ok. you and partner pinwheel are obviously good eggs and will be wonderful. Have a kitten.

Baby Tolkien fan? I like the way you think.

I mean, fair enough.

At that note, even if it is a cynical ploy to get money, Cheerios no doubt understands that they are also alienating a portion of their consumer base that is ignorant and hateful. Cheerios is basically saying: "We are perfectly ok if bigots no longer buy our brand."

I've said it before, I'll repeat it now: