Seriously, the more you cook, the more opportunities you have to fuck up. I guess there are some people who perform with ballerina-like grace in the kitchen, but I'm not one of them. I cook a lot. I'm a great fucking cook. And I make a huge, hideous, splattery mess. The harder I try to adopt a manner of Zen-like calm,…

This is a dumb (creepy) idea. If they're trying to raise money for MathCounts why not host a Pi Run (3.14 mi)? Much nerdier and therefore intrinsically better.

When you're putting something hot in the blender just remove the little plastic circle thingie in the middle of the lid and cover the hole with a dish towel.

OK I haven't read through all this yet because I had to stop and mention how much I cracked up at "I have no idea. I don't know how long you're supposed to cook chicken at a million degrees."

I don't think that PP thinks abortion is popular or revered (not even sure about normal). It is a medical procedure that allows women to choose to end a pregnancy that they do not want to carry to term. Wanting safe and legal access to a medical procedure is not the same thing a revering it.

"Women have fully-formed breasts, and are conventionally seen as visually the most sexual part of a woman's body."

Oh, no, what if you went to Target? She'd never find you again!

It makes no sense to compare what Brooks did with the people profiled in Weingarten's excellent piece. They are completely different scenarios, and it undercuts your argument to put them in the same league. Regardless, I have no problem whatsoever with what Brooks did. You don't need to "tell everyone it's totally OK…

Except she's a historian who has been working on this project for quite some time, so it would stand to reason that she would be the least surprised.

Found one.

That's some bullshit. If I find out Merrick does the same thing I'm gonna be PISSED.

Not *ALL* Earths!

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Unless the post-humnous biography is written by a close family member, the only way a biographer can get information to put in his/her book is to use already available public information (such as newspaper interviews from when the person was alive) or to get information from loved ones. Getting info from loved ones or…

If you can't tell the difference between a piece of literature and an invasion of someone's privacy, then there really isn't any point in me arguing with you. Show me a piece of literature whose sole purpose is to divulge personal information without the consent of participants and I will take back what I said. Until…

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Whenever I think/hear about this movie, I *always* hear these lines first:

Best thing ever. I'm off to the store to buy some Teddy Grahms right now.

I was giving my husband a BJ and suddenly he got the giggles. I look over and here are my 2 cats just staring at me. Yes, I fuck in front of my pets because if I keep the door closed, they'll just paw and head butt the door, which ruins sexy times even more. Apparently, not only were my pervy cats watching us, but…