I used to be bitter about the fact that I am not as jovial and good-natured as Joe Biden, (despite him having been through a terrible life tragedy.) Now I know I just need to marry Jill Biden.
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Who puts a turn signal on a half mile before turing left?
So? Even if she didn't, that doesn't excuse his behavior.
This is going to be a random story. But I don't care. I lived in London when I was 21 or so and my friends and I spent a lot of time at Revolution, which I think is actually a huge chain. At the time it was a vodka bar where you could get flights of flavored vodka that all tasted like shit. BUT they had a cocktail you…
The missionary of each category.
Sorry dude, nobody's impressed by your law degree. Just because the syllabus mentions Miley Cyrus doesn't mean it's fluff. Media critique can be worthless drivel, but it can also be really meaningful and important—for one's career, and just for plain old life. Some of the classes I took that were the least relevant to…
Every once in a while, I come across an article that signals it's time to call it a day. This wins. Good night, internets. See you tomorrow.
This woman drives me crazy. The Camerons give us a bad name.
No joke, deciding between red wine and champagne was harder than deciding to break up with my boyfriend of two years.
An audio recording of Oprah telling me to "cut the bullshit" is all I need to motivate myself for anything ever.
A self-described stage parent not displaying appropriate behavior at a significant life event for her child? Color me shocked.
Determined Angie to Grow Babies in Victory Garden!
I know it's still a commercial but it's lovely and now I want a s'more.
You're an honest person? You're honestly a piece of shit. Your advice is garbage and really, you're just projecting feelings about yourself towards others. You've convinced yourself that this advice would have been helpful to you in your youth because you got divorced to someone who you probably thought you would…
Social worker PSA:
Oh look—it's one of those situations where EVERYONE is charming and classy.
Those witches, man, they do spells together.
Everybody knows that if you put too many women together in one place they will all congregate in the public areas together, including—but not limited to—the bathrooms, where ladies do their dark magic. At best this situation leads to longer toilet queues and at worst, terrorism.