I'M NOT RACIST I TOTALLY LET BLACK PEOPLE ASSOCIATE WITH ME WITHOUT ENSLAVING THEM.

After sex, you can search out snacks in his folds.

UMM. NO.

Calling a mother a 'host' gives pregnancy a certain air of science fiction, doesn't it?

MUSTERBATION

"hehe"

"German vintage pissing"? Huh?

Diamond mason

Love this. I'm such a sucker for a cool flowchart.

Also, Barbie's boobs are pointy. Almost like a bullet bra. They are not balloons.

The thing that really gets me is that although jaywalking is breaking the law- it isn't a CRIMINAL offence. Which means you CAN'T arrest someone for it.... You can only give tickets... So the officers are literally holding her without cause.... Doesn't that amount to kidnapping? WTF!?!?! So it's cool that they can…

I'm suddenly very afraid for friends I have in Texas (but not in Austin, whew) and also glad that I'm way up here in Canada. I never jaywalk, that would be wrong. I mean, I'd have to dodge the three...maybe four cars we have up here. And make it back to my igloo unharmed.

No I can't completely agree to this. You have to consider both. Sometimes a parent should think of themselves first, as long as all basic needs are met. A child with a fulfilled parent will seek that for themselves. Willful self-sacrifice can actually be harmful. Children need to know they are not the center of the…

Courtney's got this. Everyone else can step aside.

I disagree. I think you can take care of both. You have to so you can continue to give something good.

But Barbie was an astronaut and a doctor and an executive and a figure skater and a ballerina! She should be raising her intelligence and getting all those degrees and hitting the ice/barre if she really wants to be like Barbie.

The really, really, incredibly evil side of me wanted to say that it's the belt that killed David Carradine.

The funeral, as they say, is for the living. So I would argue, do whatever you have to to get the taint of the dead off you.

See, I think that's funny! Perhaps we should date?