My coworker and several others worked at the DMN—seems like a fun time but also incredibly frustrating!

Gurl, don't get me started on the out-of-control sexism in Texas newsrooms. I lived it for years and I am so over it. You hit the nail on the head right here. Lemme find a good this gif for ya.

Oh, this one's easy. Certain people love to hate a pretty, driven, talented female whose highest priority is something other than making men and boys want to fuck her. Some people haaaaaaate that. Typically, they're called misogynists, and sadly they sometimes have ladybits. :(

Who on earth could possibly find Lorde disgusting....? How? Why? I don't understand.

The crow was still pissed off about that Noah's ark thing.

What is not a good thing is when the magazine decides to take that woman and tweak her appearance enough such that she's "acceptable" for the cover.

Like how Starbucks fulfills the "Providing de facto NYC Public Bathrooms" duty.

Honey, you liberated those jadeite bowls from people who clearly have bad taste.

Hey, we all make mistakes. Gift them to a gay couple, that way you do something nice and you don't have to feel icky about using them, and the nutjobs would fucking hate it, so you restore the balance of the universe. :)

Every generation thinks that they did it "better" than the next one. You sound like my grandpa. As if no child ever kicked a chair prior to 1982.

Well you're obviously one of those assholes that think raising a child is like training a fucking dog, so I'd imagine that to you, we are all "THOSE" parents.

It's my belief that men like this judge and the judge who sentenced that teacher to 30 days in jail are rapists themselves. I firmly believe that. This judge is a rapist.

but... but..... but...I can't feeeeeel anythiiiiiiing. (╥╯﹏╰╥)ง

The fact that specific men in your life had a bad experience with alimony/support payments is not a strong argument in favor of modifying the current neutral language of the law. It is an argument for getting better people in charge of applying said law. And it is certainly not an argument in favor of allowing the…

Is the competition to be a really horrible person a pastime among Republicans or is it some kind of competition?

In fairness, I'm not sure you can get drunk on Unicorn Tears or whatever Taylor Swift drinks.

I'd much rather get drunk with Tina and Amy than Taylor...