I opted for flow over accuracy. It was a difficult choice. 

We would have all these great talks with him and he talked about how one day he’d be the president of the United States, so long as nobody ever asked him what he knew about that sick-fuck trainer or actually listened to his policy views or just paid attention to anything he said about anything.

Is it just me, or is JJ just the guy from Doom had he chosen a life of child abuse and politics instead of heading to Mars?

“The clear answer is that the Deep State has the capacity for time travel, went back in time using their fusion-powered Prius like the murderous soy boys they are, and told Jim Jordan about these abuses so they could then accuse him of lying 25 years later.” -- Alex Jones

Fox News Persona: Come on, guys say all kinds of things in locker rooms.

I’m no math major—nor, clearly, are these lawyers—but I think “a minimum of 1,500/2,000” is better termed “a minimum of 1,500.”

So you are telling me a right winger is ignoring the facts in front of him to believe his own version of reality? Totally unexpected, dude.

You must not have an Apple product, those require charging every 20 minutes.

You must not have an Apple product, those require charging every 20 minutes.

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Of all the things to to worry about, the mental health of this egocentric wanker is not one of them...

This happened in both my high school and my MIDDLE SCHOOL too. With both sexes molesting both sexes. One very popular teacher was drunk-dialing cheerleaders in the middle of the night and nothing happened until her boyfriend happened to answer the phone—she had no idea what to do about it because she was a teen. And…

Same story, different school. My god:

My wife’s an ER doc, and I feel pretty confident she’d trade for any of these to avoid the numbingly commonplace “VAGINA:

I can understand hating Ted Cruz but after doing it for so long and so brutally, doesn’t Mazin basically begin looking like crazy person yelling into the wind? Besides extreme types like Ted Cruz types eventually self implode, burnout or lose the people’s faith in their movement or some lone gun man type ends it for…

Yes. It’s real.

It made me think of Paulie Walnuts. I don’t think that is what she was going for.

May I just ignore Kylie’s ridiculous relationship with Tyga for one minute to ask the really important question?

Taylor Swift at Burning Man:

Yeah, it isn’t like I ever lived with the woman myself. It’s just an impression I first began to gather years ago, when she referred to her having hit a woman with her car, severely injuring the victim, as “MY tragedy.”