I’m still quite fond of my 6s, but when I travel it seems like there’s a teeny little vacuum cleaner sucking the battery dry in minutes. Plus, I think I might have a little problem with Edge envy, after reading all of the accolades from professional reviewers.

I’m still quite fond of my 6s, but when I travel it seems like there’s a teeny little vacuum cleaner sucking the…

My first thought when I read the lede was, “Wonder how many people would love to see her fall under that Zamboni—er, ice resurfacer?”

The male teacher was purportedly sharing a hotel room with the boy because none of the other groups of boys would have him, because he was a very feminine boy (who incidentally had a very beautiful, athletic body.) This was 1973 and apparently it didn’t strike anyone—the boy’s parents, teachers, parent chaperones as a…

I’d think that, at least into the 1980s, instances of this type of abuse would number into the thousands.

Hmmmm, if just somebody photoshopped in Paulie’s grey “wings”....

May I just ignore Kylie’s ridiculous relationship with Tyga for one minute to ask the really important question?

Righto, I got ya. But there’s been plenty of indicators. I lived through a nightmare called Parental Alienation Syndrome. It’s hell on earth and I can suss it out 2500 miles away.

But we’ll never know, because lawyers and $$$$$ buy a lot of zippity zip-it.

I think we should call him Ginger Pubes.

Sorry. I just couldn’t let it pass that Suck It, Trebek is commenting on a post by MatureDisplayName.

Over and over again-ness

That gorgeous head of hair would make fabulous grips, if ya know what I’m sayin’.

Not a mechanic; that was my dad. So I do not claim engine knowledge beyond the way they operate. I really enjoyed reading this piece. But can I assume the the 250k engine in my (formerly dad’s) well-maintained 1995 Ford Ranger looks about the same? It runs like a charm. Truck looks like a battle vehicle but we love…

I find something transcendent in her voice. Just fuckn love it.

That would be like shitting out five packs of 10” bamboo skewers.

I always feel a little guilty when I look at an individual in a news photo and think, “I’d do him,” fully ignoring the (usually tragic or devastating) matter at hand.

Not to mention that “hinged nutcracker jaw” appearance in the lead photograph. If you’re born looking like a cross between Chuckie and Florence Nightingale, babies should know to stay the fuck out of your way.

You gotta be kidding. These people represent the rock-solid core of their Evangelical Christian viewer base. I would love to be wrong on this one.

Megyn Kelly should walk on eggshells with this one. If Fox is viewed as soft on sex crimes against children through the lens of this interview, it could backfire explosively—even with some of their most rabidly loyal addicts. I expect nothing more than an elaborate apologia layer cake, with a thick layer of Jesus…

Jimmy Fallon is creepy as fuck—pure serial killer. Nobody would ever leave a bar or a party with that dude.