It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

The worst part about it is that there are lots of people who vape instead of smoke, but their machines barely put off any vapor.

Corny one-liners.. check. Hot assassins...check. Giant fireball explosions...check. Ridiculously fantastic gadgetry...CHECK. My lizard brain has a boner right now. I’m in.

Is it that thing from Top Gear with clarkson racing Hammond?

“PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA”

I’m just over here waiting for the first commentor to completely miss the joke...

Can we also talk about the jerk people that take a full cart to the self-checkout? Seriously, those are like 12 items or less types of deals, for people that want to get in and out quick without having to wait on lines or checkers. Got a full cart? Go through the regular line!

I wasn’t prepared to laugh as hard as I did at this. And I am now ashamed.

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

Had a prof introduce the idea of the Halloween Fairy. Go trick or treating, pick out a few favorites, then place the rest in a brown bag for the fairy.

Every time I see Romo wearing a headset on the sidelines I think “doesn’t he look like a more natural coach than Garrett, and isn’t him coaching instead of destroying his body best for everyone at this point?”

The key to all of these strategies is giving your child some decision making power. If they don’t choose to donate or swap, you’re just confiscating the candy. That’s your right as a parent, but not the best way to build trust. On the other hand, if they choose to give it away, they’re learning to balance their hunger…

It’s in the corner because the cam walked.

Wanting Romo back is the most Cowboys fan thing ever.

Implement the Candy Tax.

No one lives by the “Players are expendable” creed more than the New England Patriots.

Wherever my earthly remains wind up, I hereby give eternal permission for any and all orgies to be held close by.

Nope. No need to watch when I can get reviews like this the next day. A rasta with a tiger for a pet? Westworld is a better use of my Sunday evenings now.

Pretty clear cut, the injury was preventable, if they had done a proper risk assessment of the extender then it wouldn’t happen. The reasoning that he was drunk was ridiculous, there is no fitness to board a train requirement and there is always a chance that anyone at all could find themselves falling between the…

Ridgid sucks