Bob #1: What’s your job title?

Counterpoint: Everyone is a wimp compared to Thomas Davis.

huge wreck with 21 mile backup on 81 right after the game...that would be my guess

you’re just a regular douche

you’re just a regular douche

Was this filmed on Game Boy Camera?

This is still, to me, after all these years, one of the best things ever. Pretty much why video and the internet was invented.

Kelce was in the wrong, but you know what? The refs are quick to throw their flags for bad words and frustration towel tosses but NOT ACTUAL POTENTIAL INJURY PLAYS.

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

To make a minor correction: the plumber’s union only SUPPLIES the dye (at least they supply the orange dye that makes the river kelly green on St Paddy’s Day. They may or may not have supplied the blue dye today).

Came here to post “get a nice wide drill bit, drill into canteloupe, sand the edges of the hole down, microwave it, stop to consider what you are doing, go out for a walk and sit down under a tree, and think for a real fucking long time about the choices you’ve made that led you to this very moment”

You’re late to the riots. Sorry :c

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!

“PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA”

I’m just over here waiting for the first commentor to completely miss the joke...

Can we also talk about the jerk people that take a full cart to the self-checkout? Seriously, those are like 12 items or less types of deals, for people that want to get in and out quick without having to wait on lines or checkers. Got a full cart? Go through the regular line!

Had a prof introduce the idea of the Halloween Fairy. Go trick or treating, pick out a few favorites, then place the rest in a brown bag for the fairy.

The key to all of these strategies is giving your child some decision making power. If they don’t choose to donate or swap, you’re just confiscating the candy. That’s your right as a parent, but not the best way to build trust. On the other hand, if they choose to give it away, they’re learning to balance their hunger…

It’s in the corner because the cam walked.

Implement the Candy Tax.