Should’ve cooked the finger with it for a bit of mischief.

This looks like every Louisville game that’s close. They spend a ton of the game trying to make Lamar Jackson look like a legit passer, then when they realize they might lose, he goes full tebow and runs the ball over and over.

They do this weird underhand thing. Its sort of like how americans would hold a hotdog.

Damnit, I just pulled by pitchfork out of storage.

If this isn’t COTD, we riot.

Whats the point in letting them go collect it, if you’re going to take it all?

A station that doesnt have restrooms, WTF!

Honda tried to tell me several times that my wife’s accord 4cyl burning 2qts between changes was normal. “It’s got an aluminum block” was my favorite garbage excuse. Thankfully, when Honda released a free repair campaign they fixed her’s out of warranty because we had proof of how many times she had complained. The…

This made me laugh quite loud.

Nevermind, bleacherreport makes it clear that the team and players new about his disability.

I’m a UVA fan and this is still hilarious.

Coach Hagans is still the WR coach. I honestly can’t see him being the ring leader of this though. I can see him busting the kids balls for not learning plays. The behavior is uncalled for either way, but I wonder if the coaching staff and players were aware of his learning disability, or were just giving him shit for…

Not just police, but employers in general from what I’ve heard. Apparently being slighted on your company car is the same as being screwed out of a raise in the UK.

Apparently he can move his arms properly if he’s carrying something, but you let those wings go free and he’s flapping all the way to first.

In a prior life I worked as a maintenance manager for enterprise rent a car. One of the biggest things with hand control cars was “DON’T USE THE HAND CONTROLS IF YOU’RE CAPABLE OF USING THE FOOT CONTROLS”. It’s not nearly as intuitive as it seems, and one tug the wrong way equals a crash. Also those temp controls are…

Also drastically reduces thawing times.

Didnt realize I could despise them more.

If karma is real, he will barely tap a trash can and get eviscerated by an airbag.

official statement from the school acknowledges it was an accident

He’s getting people to back up, pretty sure there were still flames when they ran out of extinguisher.