Ableist much?

Plus this isn’t a transmission, it’s a GT-R transmission. Which I’m 99% sure is forged by elves in Rivendell using unicorn bones.

Eric’s face is so punchable.

“I honestly don’t get why people are so in love with this movie.”

this kinja is so good I wanna roll it up and smoke it

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

It sounds like Miller wanted Chandler, Reynolds didn’t.

Are you saying that there are people in japan who are subsistence living off of only whale blubber? Because if so, I’m gonna need a citation there.

That could have ended very badly for the dumbass with the circular saw and Metallica board shorts.

A lightly lifted Santa Fe with a push bar on the front diving into a pool.

Crocodiles?

If he were my teen, he’d get a stern talking to. But he’s not, so he gets daps and an ice cream cone in any flavor he wants.

Fuck all! You guys go ahead and make fun. You don’t even realize what’s at play here.

Sure this kid has wrecked her own life, but what about the collateral damage?

Phi Mu has got to find a new Social Chair. They don’t fucking grow on trees. This late into the October....you might as well forget the Fall semi-formal.

A cheapo, off-brand fire-starting flashlight sounds like a super safe thing to have lying around.

NBA TV reporter? So we most likely need to be looking for a 2011 Camry, a knockoff Kate Spade bag and an iPhone 5C.

Which shift was Tiffany working?

I love the burgers protein style with extra everything (good value too), but the fries are ass (natural fresh cut ass, but still ass). The well-done fries are a little better.

If I had a handful of Trumps and I told you at least three would steal lemonade.

“Washington cornerback Josh Normancaught a flag in Week 4's game against the Browns for pretending to shoot a bow and arrow. Since the NFL no longer seems to be okay with bows and arrows—real or imaginary”