He was a soulless ginger so you can’t really kill something that was never truly alive to begin with. 

Says “words have meanings”... calls them “’metal’ of honor winners”

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

Kid is trying to get drafted. You can always teach “Don’t make the one handed interception.” It’s the teaching “Make the one handed interception” that gives coaches problems.

Because we know who Zac Brown is?

I’m so high right now and I can’t stop laughing at this.

It’s going to be neat to watch when, before the kickoff, Bill Belichick’s head splits open as he shoots lasers out of his eye sockets and blows Rex Ryan’s brains all over the field.

I’ll just say what everyone is thinking: How dare I be provided with free content, sub-optimally oriented! I hope his kids get cancer.

one the keys to understanding how president circus peanut deals with people that he has contracted, is that he treats their goods and services like a normal person treats tipping at a restaurant - if he feels as though the level of service he demands has fallen flat, he does a little song and dance and simply pays…

Are there any stats on how many of these murders happen because a meerkat wants to just relax a little with a beer after a hard day of working in the jungle and another meerkat won’t shut the fuck up about how badly the lawn needs mowing and it has to be done right away so it looks nice when that meerkat’s mother…

COTD and its not close

Good sound off the bat:

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

What an incredible moment, and if Bartolo happened to groove that for him, well that just reaffirms his status as the Champion of Everything.

Oookay, now I can see where the other players were and why they weren’t engaged, they were changing directions. In the gif it looks like a dance class where nobody wants to get too close to their partner.

I get a child’s christmas morning internal sense of joy when i see a stanced car sitting at the side of the road. I’m all for various car culture, but that’s not car culture, that’s douche culture and an innocent car was forced to be apart.

I personally like the .40S&W as a round because I see it as a nice compromise between the 9mm’s lightness and packability and the .45ACP’s raw stopping power.