While this may be true, Enterprise totals cars with far less damage than your standard insurance company. Between lawsuits and diminished resale value its not worth it to them to fix dumpster fires.

I worked at enterprise for a long time and a few years was running the maintenance side at the airport. “routine maintenance” flew out the window faster than a G5 if the airport was short on cars. It was a common occurrence to rent cars with dead license plates or ones that were 10k past the oil change interval.

Its actually pretty amazing how many people had this gauge and didnt realize how useless it was. Christmas lights in the a-pillar had a better chance of telling you if the car was lean.

Had this happen with a cadillac srx when I worked at ERAC. The key was in the cupholders, but the cadillacs had the little flap you could raise or lower to make the cupholders deeper and the key was in there. Being a newer nissan, I’m guessing the key was in the slot in the glove box.

You definitely shouldve included Gwar Oderus Ale.

His pistol bungee cord makes me think this is a very common practice in south africa.

It’s pretty much a given that yellow jeep guy is a Dale Earnhardt fan.

This happened at a cadillac dealer in richmond. Dealership estimated they stole 64k worth of wheels in one night.

Amen brother. I’ll pick up lunch and get asked “why didn’t you eat the meatloaf?” when she hasn’t touched it since the night it was served.

so is jones. <sad face>

So I know we have it in virginia, and im pretty sure its national, but the YMCA does something called “pocahontas girls” that is literally boy scouts for girls.

Makes more sense, the way I read it was that you hadn’t traveled outside that area, you were only referring to road trips. Apparently people from europe also think americans are nuts when it comes to road trips. They drive 4 hours to be in a different country.

The scene where Hunt beats the crap out of the reporter for asking rude questions to Niki Lauda is awesome

for some reason I assumed that your lack of travel was tied to being young.

like “spoon engines with turbos and nos”?

The first one, it literally has more technical errors than the rest combined. Probably b.c they learned to get less technical with the script.

Also, “a coupe of sr20’s will pull a premium a week before race wars” which is based on being angry about an integra and a civic that dont have engines. wow.

Theyre running spoon engines with turbos and nos! - aka japanese hand grenades

Its like they paid Craig Lieberman in advance and he was like “fuck it, say whatever you want, technically advise my diccccck!”

and honestly you should be able to pull a 4 hour ride without a stop unless you have kids.