greyhounds would terrify you.

so what about key lime pie with graham cracker crust? or peanut butter pie with oreo crust?

come on devil log!

I ran into Guy Fieri in cabo and him and his screw were surprisingly nice. Took pictures with me and told a few jokes

This made me laugh more than it should have.

do you think Jason Witten gets tired of playing team daddy?

He was actually really good in lawless.

“chalice”

By far the best definition I’ve seen. It all starts out well and then it’s all bad. If it was called mikes hard root beer we wouldn’t be having this discussion.

Didn’t the video mention that it was necessary to be barefoot when pressing the molds?

This was a let down compared to the other 2. Not nearly as much action, its basically a 3 minute video where they show 4 different angles of each shot.

This needs to happen tomorrow.

While I understand your desire to get home quickly, its not fair for the airline to let you skip everyone in the standby line b/c of your “clout”. How do you know the rest of the stand by customers didn’t have an immediate need to get home as well?

um no.... i dont know who that is..... (logs into burner account “matt_stoned”)

why not install valves that shut off use after a certain amount? Water your lawn all you want, if you cant shower for the last 2 weeks of the month, thats not my problem.

by far one of the best south park episodes. bravo sir.

its definitely true, but you might have to jump through some hoops and ask for a manager.

but sharkbite connectors actually work.

No corvair? This list has been deemed invalid.

baked bacon is the best bacon