In the hoc-key justice system, the players are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the referees, who investigate on-ice crime; and the Department of Player Safety, which haphazardly prosecutes the offenders. These are their stories.

They do actually have to get people to be willing to come and live in this place where the new headquarters is. Casper is in the middle of nowhere with 50k people, an average income of $36k, and an airport that appears to handle literally six flights per day total. Their plan for this was supposed to be 50k *new…

Is this hilarious and enlightening? Absolutely. Is it newsworthy? Since it’s out there, yeah. But that doesn’t change the fact that an Uber driver recording passengers without their consent or knowledge and then posting that video online is a MASSIVE invasion of privacy regardless of the fame level of the passengers.

The Maryland situation is shitty. But it involves some world-class self-absorption to think it’s shitty because a major university president didn’t email YOU back personally.

I love a close upset, but there’s something to be said for a heavy underdog just beating the living shit out of a team like Ohio State

You didn’t suggest a solution at all, just another vague “capitalism is bad” speech with no substance. We don’t have the robots yet to replace humans on a grand scale, so who do you want to work at the grocery store for you and deliver your food?

I’d respect this stance more if you weren’t friends with people who are accused of doing some heinous shit to women. Greg Howard. Tommy Craggs. AJ Daulerio. Just to name a few. Are you going to delete my comment, or will you publicly condemn them for (allegedly) sexually assaulting, sexually harassing and constant…

Deadspin: “We Are Barely More Mature Than Barstool, And I Want My Jezebel Coworkers To Remember That”

The fact that we’re all guilty is precisely why standing on a high horse is a stupid move. Deadspin commenters are every bit as vile and cruel as anything you’ll find on reddit or 4chan, which is precisely why it’s so hollow when everyone around here decides to get all righteous for a cause.

“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

Either you are trolling or know nothing about Smith

Michael Irvin better ice up

Can’t force greatness 

Come the fuck on.

Osaka who?

On this website at pretty much all other times.

3 months to the day boys and girls and babes

This is beneath Deadspin. Tablet doesn’t “have it out” for Salazar by reporting her lies any more than the New York Times “has it out” for Trump by publishing the anonymous op-ed. Tablet’s a good, nonpartisan publication, that did some very important reporting by uncovering that, among other things, Salazar openly…

If you see A.J. on the street, you owe him a fresh donut for believing in that team before you ever did.

I’m much more concerned with the way that roll of toilet paper is put on the hanger thingy.  It’s backwards you animal!