Let her "write" whatever she wants, as long as I don't have to sit through her cringe-worthy attempts at comic timing on The Daily Show.

@octasquid: HTC is the company that manufactures the phone which allowed me to customize every inch of its interface back when you were trying to figure out how to jailbreak your phone just so you could put in your own wallpaper.

I wish my roommate was Ted Mosby, too.

Biggest ESPYs winner? Emmanuelle Chriqui, in her future sexual harassment suit against her executive producer.

Does anyone else here actually gain confidence from their boobs? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

@bigredgambler: I'm picturing this, and it's epic.

@JS_Drupal: This post is too ironic for words.

@ddhboy: Are we really defining "old" as 31+?

@Chamomiles Davis: +1 Evangelical point.

@MyNameIsChris: Over/under on number of Deadspin readers who leave upon realizing she didn't post any photos?

@mrgibblechip: They better patent the crap out of this idea.

@ilovexspin: In a word, yes.

@titansfan78: How can you host a pop culture show and be so unaware of what airs on your own network?

@titansfan78: ...Or a few years from now (if he makes it that long). Seriously, that What What video was SO three seasons of South Park ago.

@chakrabs: I remember him. It's horrible, but you can't help but feel like that incident was some cosmic intersection of fate and Darwinism.

@RiceBandit: You say that, and yet there are still commenters in this very thread who deny that this is a problem. Exactly what shade of rose those iGlasses through which these people view the world has yet to be determined.

@robpe36: Can we lay this to rest already? I'm an iPod user and am the first to admit that the only reason I bought the first generation was because everyone else was. That kind of ignorance has until now shielded me from what is obviously a much better product in the Zune and is how Apple makes a good deal of their…

@NuevoLeon: AT&T is known for dropping calls and all-around shitty service, especially in New York and especially compared to Verizon. Disputing that based on anecdotal, I've-tried-it-so-it-must-be-true evidence is laughable.

@NuevoLeon: True, a smartphone is meant to be used for more than a phone. But does that justify sacrificing the device's foremost utilization for the sake of form over function? I may not be able to play Roller Coaster Express (yet, I might add), but at least I can make a call from the sidewalk.

Living in New York, there's a huge disparity in service and quality between Verizon and AT&T. I can't tell you how many of my friends switched just for the iPhone, essentially compromising, as WyldeChef notes, function for form. So now they can't make a call from fucking outside—but wait! They can play Roller Coaster…