@NuevoLeon: If your decision to buy a certain phone (or computer) is wholly contingent upon the game selection, you're an idiot.

@qballdz: Ah, finally an explanation: [gizmodo.com]

@theeschwartz: I thought that was near Quahog.

Ironic considering Isner is actually scheduled to play a men's doubles match tomorrow: [www.wimbledon.org]

@RamV10: HOW is he still serving 135 mph?!

@Silent Q: My boss reserved a conference room just for my division to watch the game. Best job ever.

@cutmaclass: (Proverbial) Michael Rock Band, this ain't as well. That would be SICK.

Last Night's Winner: Ron Artest's psychiatrist; everyone in his hood.

@Steve U: +1 for being one of three people who watched The State.

@KryptonZero: Just as that little green robot is totally beholden to Radiohead.

@SOD_OFF: ...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

@AraRichards: The idea that she could be there for anything BUT attention is asinine. Really? Wearing the same bra from your music video? I smell a bejeweled rat.

@Hatey McLife: +1 from all those little girls who had to color in their family portraits with poop brown.

@InSinSeer: The fighting Illegals?

@UweBollocks: He learned most of his cutting-edge lingo from the free Bryant Park screening of War Games.

"Everytime a couple gets married, two single people die." -Amy Poehler

Things That Are Not Yet Banned By NFL.com...

@Daniel Brock: Mike O'Malley gives you a +1 for #3.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: It is also the plot of CBS's new drama, The Recession.