I wonder how fast his sperm are.

Um, how about the fact that Cullen Jones became only the second African-American to win a gold medal in swimming? Anybody? Personne?

"...that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed."

Did they take it down yet? Oh, balls.

As an intelligent (read: non-guido) Yankee fan, that forum is appalling. However, we would be remiss to say that it's worse than anything you would find over in that Sam Adams-fueled purgatory that is SoSH.

@44 in a Row: Woooooo

er, mods, could you delete the duplicate? kthanksbye

Took the words right out of my mouth (er, fingers?). However, are we really that surprised that Red Sox Nation (gag) came up with a t-shirt that is neither classy nor clever?"

@TigerWoodsHole: Took the words right out of my mouth (er, fingers?).

Isn't there a video of some guy getting blasted with paintballs in exchange for a corn dog? Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Keith Hernandez makes the greatest cameo appearances.

That anyone still gives a shit what Mariotti has to say is beyond me.

@Azian Zero: That's certainly NOT more than most chi-chi clubs. Just saying.

@Hustler of Culture: Yeah, but nobody real actually lives out there.

Where's Manny going to relieve himself without the Monster? Oh wait. Chavez Ravine.

@The Gizmo from Pismo: See Matt Damon.

"...special White House honoring choke survivors."

@twoeightnine: hiyo!

@Tuffy: That's the most fantastic thing I've ever seen. I fucking love that guy. "You must be crazy!"

That Sawx fan better be a firecracker in bed.