Meanwhile, as per Peter Abraham, the trade for Nady and Marte has been reconfigured. Pittsburgh gets Ohlendorf, Tabata, Jeff Karstens, and Dan McCutchen.

@Lizabelle:

Yay, the Closer! Cue the All-Star Game subway promotions.

@44 in a Row:

Wait... the Sox used to have prominent relief pitching?

I didn't know Bow-Wow played for the Phillies...

@I'm Hafner the man I used to be:

Wouldn't this guy go to jail for voyeurism if in fact he did this? People are stupid.