to feel too bad dammit

Yeah, I think there’s likely no explanation of the Raiders’ choices that would be hilarious, masochistic, or incompetent enough to be rejected outright.

As others have suggested, yeah the Raiders come off as hilariously incompetent pedants here. It was never worth risking what Brown could do on the field just to prove some This Is Football points by fining him after it seemed they were on the way towards a potentially happy reunion. But... reserve the language of…

A truly saturated sentence. 

Buffalo buffalo buffal Buffalo buffalo buttholes. 

If you’re also making a joke about my avatar it’s about goddam time someone seemed to notice what it is. 

The best from that article, probably:

Though he plays a sport that requires a closed fist, Kempf had no difficulties opening his hand to haul in a stray cell phone that had slipped from a seat ahead of him.

Nice.

Great touchdown catch by Lamb despite losing his left hand on the play. Always impressive to play through a delimbing. 

Cheers. Sorry for my pissy post. I deserved all the pedantry.

And “my guy,” like any noun of direct address, should be set off by a comma. Don’t you remember learning the difference between “Let’s eat Grandmother” and “Let’s eat, Grandmother”?

Filler like this—and ungrammatical published lines like “which can be in the gif up top”—are just the cost of being laser focused on sports.

The enemies of my enemies are my friends?

You know the higher you shoot a basketball, the bigger the hoop gets. You shoot one high enough, it’s impossible to miss.

Always appreciate your basketball takes. 

I truly don’t understand this site. You people are talking about getting banned/grayed multiple times and making it back into full citizenship.

With that wrist cocked at that angle he’s gonna develop some serious ligament pain over time.

Well, maybe not all of them.

That’s a good point. The choice between the two might have been like choosing between having two left feet or two right feet. Either way, you’re Andy Carroll.