That’s an incredibly sudden and decisive knockout. He really Polished him off there.

Nah, as one of those kids around that time all my fantastic bricks (if I was lucky) were 16ft turnarounds. And I usually said AI, but Kobe sometimes too. 

I shouldn’t even try to respond after setting myself up for that.

The other day while I was embarrassing myself at the gym, on a different empty court there was a kid, maybe twelve or thirteen, who spent an entire hour hoisting and clanking (if he was lucky) thirty-five footers with a jerky imitation of Steph’s shooting motion.

Apropos of almost nothing here, I noticed tonight that Houston Astros can be rearranged as “Out soon: sharts.”

Air kicks. They are both practicing picking on someone their own size.

Where is the hoisting??

Springier would have made that catch. 

Dwight Howard agrees but adds a fifth pillar of things to stand for, and it’s peeing. 

That’s fascinating. I would love to see Deadspin publish a feature on the political history of those two sides. 

We should probably ask for consent before we put anything into Ja. 

You will not trick me into defending Flacco. 

Whoops. That was my fanciful continuation of the slight. 

The amazing thing to remember, especially when experiencing the misfortune of watching yesterday’s listless turdburger, is that Flacco played historically incredible football during that Super Bowl run. I wonder if four out-of-body games have ever done as much for a mediocre player as they did for Flacco. 

“He’s been around a Super Bowl winner” is an incredible slight.

Watching the o-lineman forced to act like a human stretcher when Mahomes couldn’t get up was a strange experience. He seemed to take it alright. 

It’s kind of like when Adrian Peterson got the shitty gift of a league suspension despite having survived his son’s disobedience.

Oh, so that’s when you started looking like a fool!

It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.

Thank you for remaining Laser-phocused on sports names!