Nothing weird about the Deadspin post about autoplaying videos dissapearing.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

That’s the wurst, don’t be a brat.

+1 non-aggression pact with Stalin

Great, the last thing we need is a clog in the development pipeline.

Did some back-of-the-envelope calculations...my estimate was that she’d need a 63" vertical leap.

Yes, because kids in the early 00s weren’t chucking up fantastic bricks from 30+ feet out while yelling “Kobe!”

That’s my son’s basketball team. When I was a kid, we lowered the rim and tried to duplicate Jordan’s dunks. My son and his friends would rather practice shooting from the neighbor’s driveway.

Damn Steph for inspiring kids to learn how to shoot!

TIL Mark Jackson has a burner

I prefer Anal Shit Into Wagons.

My daughter has lactose intolerance and every time she tells me she wants milk, I tell her no because she'd fart (and shart) all the way to the moon. Houston can fart all the way to the Astros, it's right there in their name. So fitting.

And Washington Nationals is an anagram for “Anal Shit Anoints Gown”

What the hell is going on in that photo at the top?

An ultraviolet light will tell you which one belongs to Phillip Rivers.

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.