The goalie can’t pick up the ball if her teammate passes it to her with her foot (which is what the ref judged to have happened here). 

The spit though.

Those lyrics are extremely fucking dumb. 

Oh RLY?

So much bigger and better than a fucking herb. 

First they came for Cousins, and I said nothing for getting Cousins for that price was just dumb. Then they came for KD, and I said nothing because KD is corny as hell. Then they came for Looney, and I said nothing because he didn’t even start. Then they came for Klay, and I said nothing even though Klay is alright.…

This couldn’t really be better for Durant. He looked great, and now the probably inevitable series loss isn’t on him. Good for that corny dude I guess.

It’s not about costing me time. It’s about being annoyed that someone will tailgate when I’m already going 5 over in a residential area. If you’re going to drive ride my bumper because that’s not fast enough, then we can all enjoy the speed limit for a while.

Brake-checking is always terrible. However, it is the distant cousin of a driving practice I wholeheartedly embrace: if I am going 5 over on a one-lane residential road, and you come up behind me and tail me, I will always and every time let off the gas, slow down the speed limit and continue at exactly the speed…

Goddamit. 

Why couldn’t you just add the grammatical finality to a post about finality? I feel incomplete now.

What I’m trying to say is that hating this decision is a strange hill to die on, but it’s not a lonely hill. It’s full of dead horses. 

Yeah, in general I think sports would be better without replay, but they should stop beating this dead horse. 

I sent this to Drew, but he cruelly ignored it:

I guess Safet Zajko and Midhat Hujdur scratched each others’ backs.

Not sure why you needed to slander dragons at the end there. 

Ha, Chris Paul!

Looks like this is what he’s saying to the ref:

A wonderful entry into the rich Giants tradition of throwing passes to players in different jerseys.