The people have spoken, and they are furious.

Posting a Boban article without a Boban video is the rudest thing I’ve ever seen on Deadspin. And I’ve been here since AJ Daulerio.

Is it just my computer, or are the two embedded videos identical?

A creative name? Well he looks like a tornado so why not just Stormy Daniels? 

That’s very, very unfortunate. People will do anything these days to get hip.

Y2KO’d

Pascal’s Other Wager

Kinda belies your “DrProfessional” moniker, huh?

I grew up in Raleigh, NC, where for a while Petey Pablo was our local rapper demigod. I still remember when he got arrested for having a stolen pistol in his carry-on.

No kidding. What I usually do, and this has always worked, is put the weed in a small ziploc bag, then duck tape around the bag a few times, then put that bag in another bag, then put the whole thing in a third ziploc. Then I stuff it down into a small jar of peanut butter, cut a six inch slit in my stomach just below…

AHEM. Pretty sure that’s called a horizontal bicycle strike, not a scissor kick. 

Yes, but I don’t think that’s the point. It’s not amazing because he’s scoring against the top teams rather than the bottom teams, but rather because he’s scoring almost as much against the top teams as the best Premier League players are. Every other player on that list faces/faced the top 6 teams at least 10 times a…

Enjoy the dinger, space aliens?

Yes. I would even say it was very hard—a sliding flick on a diagonal ball with a mediocre angle.

I think this is a very bad ruling, but I also think it’s very much only the beginning of what will be a fraught conflict over whether any biological markers are useful/necessary in setting rigid parameters for the binary between women’s and men’s sports.

Not even blood eyes and fingers that are in a different time zone from their fellows keep these dudes off the court. All my hopes for minor injuries are meaningless.

Daaaaamn Gina

Everyone: Anyone else is better than the Warriors!

The Kings: “Just in case you missed Kevin Johnson!”

I’m struggling to describe how great that Giannis pump-dunk-layup is. It’s like Giannis invited Drummond to prom, peeled out in the driveway before Drummond could get to the car, then showed up at prom with Drummond’s best friend.