Why Paul George didn’t even listen to some other offers last summer is beyond me. 

Holy shit, look at his footwork.

I now want to call those hideous Thunder uniforms the blue moon jerseys. 

This is sort of the reverse sequence of the time when a kid beat me up in 3rd grade, and my older brother found out about it and went after that kid’s older brother, and that older brother beat the shit out of my older brother.

I hope they return to the good ole fashioned Raiders scouting method of just comparing 40 times and nothing else. 

Can someone explain to this hockey-ignorant fellow why that is more egregious than the times players crash into each other’s backs near the boards throughout the game? To my ignorant eye, it looks like a shove—a little petty--but nothing all that violent, just unfortunate.

It would have helped more if Harris had jumped as high as he can, just like Jokic did.

[Don’t say it]

Because he had to play for the Kings? Because Boogie is a great name? Because it made my joke better? 

Ha. I mean I’m excited for whoever advances from Barcelona vs Liverpool, but to write Barca off based on an 0-3 record that requires going back to 1976(!) is really funny. No one starting for either club was even alive then. In 2001, most of the starters were toddlers. 2007 is almost relevant, but only a couple…

It’s like when my five year old son says he’d rather stare at a fucking wall then play outside with me and I laugh because he’s just making sounds and doesn’t know what they mean. 

I truly feel sorry for Cousins. Wish it hadn’t happened to him. I don’t think it’s cool to cheer for injuries, and I don’t. I just want, say, Steph to tweak his ankle a tiny bit and have to sit out a game or two. That’s not cheering for an injury, right? Not really. I’d like Durant to jam his thumb really badly and…

Have both top seeds ever lost in the first round before?

Well of course going over to the Reds felt like going home for Puig. 

Having Giannis around will make LeBron’s awkward ride into the polluted sunset much more palatable. 

I think when he picked up the ball the crowd was actually begging for him to be subbed in for Lloris.

Whereas my wife tells me I don’t score because of the drugs. 

And if you visit Monticello they’ll tell you that these burned couches didn’t even really consider themselves burned couches, and they were happy to be burned. 

I wanted Virginia to win, and this was terrible. Unless there is an obvious and meaningful secondary deflection, I think this type of play should automatically and always be considered out on the defense. It was the defense that cause the ball to go out of bounds, regardless of whether it grazed someone on the way out…