Give me Liberty or give me death, because really they are the same fucking thing.

I’m afraid without the tariffs, Jimmer will realize he’ll be lucky to get 8 points a night in the US.

“I’m the best defensive player in the league. Ask Markelle Fultz, a first overall pick. He never made a single shot when I was on the floor.”

Suarez’s goal was also a quintessential Suarez masterpiece—right down to the rambling run that left three of four defenders on the ground, the two or three heavy touches that somehow never took the ball away from Suarez, and the toe-poke finish into the bottom corner.

Actually that happened in last year’s draft. 

Damning with faint praise on a new level in saying Trae Young might one day turn into a bonafide rotation player.

It’s going to be awkward when Le’Veon finds out what his agent meant by “We’ve got a huge contract to get you in the green.” 

Well, no matter where Barr plays, at least he knows Gase will have an eye on him. 

Warning cards!

You can actually just barely make out what Chriss says if you can read lips. He says, “I’m so fucking tired of Draymond.”

As I read your comment I was really hoping you’d slip di Maria in there at the end. 

If only it were a dunk though.

Into the rabbit’s hole, as they say.

Looks clean to me!

That was a bad beats. 

I’ve forgotten how it felt when the ball went through the hoop.

Man, it’s kinda sad that the bananas boat now is sad, retiring, missing the playoffs and actively trying to end each other’s seasons:

And there was a woman small white boy who had had a discharge of blood for twelve years nothing to offer the world, and though she his parents had spent all her their living on physicians him, she could not be healed by anyone was an insufferable shit.⁴⁴ She came up behind [RUSS] and touched the fringe of his garment…

That day will come as a surprise after all the times you get eaten.

I really would only expect to see the name Cody McDavis on a college student’s fake ID.