13' penis!

Guys, this is a great pun. Where are the stars?

Kepa being such a butt will surely give Sarri something to chew on.

It’s like the rhyme I learned growing up:

Rockets complaining about calls is like that kid suing the Washington Post. 

Did you read the post to which you’re responding?

Somehow he’s shorter than the logos behind him.

Getting four beers and nachos is apparently something I have in common with supermodels. 

Well at least it happened during a meaningful and important game. 

You’re very right that Ramos has a hand in his ejection from this game. 

I have the legal documentation, with the NFL’s requested redactions:

Lob City feels like it was a decade ago.

What’s wonderful is that as Harden’s defense has improved, his loathsome offensive toolkit has expanded, and he remains just as detestable as before. He’s like Dorian Gray and Dorian Gray’s picture in a single package. 

That’s fair. Whether you, or anyone else, trust me is immaterial. If you didn’t feel the burning need to defend adamantly a position with which one couldn’t reasonably disagree (like WorfWWorfington up there), then you’re giving my dumb comment exactly the attention it deserved.

Yet when I pull out my snake at a rec center I’m avoided at all costs.

I think Klay should get the assist and the basket. Which makes me wonder, if you do the slick pass off defender’s back from the baseline and lay it in, do you get an assist? You probably don’t, but you should.

The real kicker in all this is, of course, Kareem Hunt. 

I dunno about that. I think there is plenty that we disagree about.

Dammit you’re so earnest, I’ll stop now. Yes, joking. I just couldn’t believe people didn’t realize OP was joking so I decided to join in the fun.

Well, yes. I lost in the sense that I tried as hard as I could to be as stupid as I could be in order to make you finally realize that I (just like GaryBettman up there) am joking. I think we all lost when you wrote cite it or stuff it though.