Well if Kliff didn’t screw McCoy why was McCoy so committed to USC in the first place? 

Nah. Everybody in the league knows exactly what Kanter can and can’t give a team at this point. Playing more or less for the tanking Knicks won’t change his desirability in any measurable way. Reinforcing his reputation along the lines this article describes, however, will. 

It looked like his knee traveled.

???

Guys, if you haven’t liked this post, please like this post. 

Everybody has some hill they’re willing to die on. 

But what about the senior citizens clogging up the top of the rankings? Can they stay? 

Hey man, those were just good honest bootstrap blue-blooded white-skinned American men refusing government handouts and going out on their own damn feet to freely land the government appropriated from its indigenous inhabitants.

Man asked his thoughts about a man being asked his thoughts, expresses anger at man being willing to be asked his thoughts.

Enes Kanter would like to know where to sign up. 

Please yes. Portis hits so hard you wake up in New Orleans.

Roses are red,

Wow! Very racist!

He’s the only QB who I worry might need Tommy John surgery some day. 

You’re right! Until you posted that I would’ve sworn it was at the AO. (Memory is strange.)

Thanks for this. You captured the odd charm of Murray really deftly.

Flopping is when you get hit in the forehead by a man’s floppy as he jumps over you to dunk.

“Not enough passes.”

Also, just don’t slap the floor. Don’t join this club:

“Four of them didn’t even have to interview, just show up and sign the contract.”